Caravaning Tips

1 - Make sure the caravan has two tyres which are of the same size. This will save some embarrassment at the tyre shop when you stop to ask for better tyres.

2 - When attaching the caravan to the car, make sure it is LOCKED in. Then, while you're driving, you won't have to waste time trying to figure out what that weird clunky noise is.

3 - Before setting off on a long drive, make sure to check the water and oil in the car. Otherwise be prepared to walk a few hundred meters along the highway until you find a Chestnut Seller willing to give you some oil.

4 - Buy a fresh water hose, unless you like your water to taste like bum.

5 - Remember to latch the fridge door shut before leaving on a big drive. Otherwise be prepared to open the caravan door to a fridge that has spewed all over the floor and a fridge door that refuses to close.